It’s amazing what comes out of the mouth of babes. Deborah said something so hysterical last night, and today I completely forgot what it was. When they say those great one-liners, I’ve got to record it, whether on my phone, in a journal, or on my forehead. Just the act of writing it down helps you remember. But alas I can’t remember what it was. So here’s a few funny things I do remember from this past month—
Ben: “It’s not fair! I’m the one that has to do all the fighting, and Davy gets all the privileges.”
Davy: My teacher is the best. This is her first year so she doesn’t know anything yet.
Me: Let’s hurry and say a prayer so I can go upstairs and spank some bottoms.
Ben: “Hunger Games (the book) is so boring. All they do is talk.”
Mom: Ricky, why aren’t you watching the movie with us? Do you like your computers games more than your family.
Ricky: I like them both the same.
What are some great things your kids have said? How do you record them?