I know it’s still kind of early for this, but I think we should just go ahead and have the relationship talk now. There’s a lot of you out there who are reading these posts, but I have no idea who you are. Stalkers? Talent scouts? The CIA? It’s really cool how I see where you’re all from: Japan, Australia, Germany, United Kingdom, Malaysia, Kenya, Guatemala and even Canada, but do you love me? Do you care?
I guess I just feel like I’m putting myself out there, letting myself be all vulnerable, and you are just not willing to take any risks in this relationship. I know it’s scary to let down your guard, but don’t worry. You’re safe with me. I will not let you down.
Some of you have you have been totally awesome. You know who you are. Your comments have made me laugh hysterically, and let me just say, I need a good laugh these days.
But I’d love to hear from more of you. Comments are freaking awesome. If you have a blog, PLEASE include your link in the comment so I can come on over and check you out. If comments require too much effort, then just click the follow blog button on the upper right hand corner, and I will be so very happy.
If you don’t know what to say on a comment, here’s a few suggestions.
1) Have you lost weight?
2) I love your writing! Btw, I’m the acquisitions editor over at Simon and Schuster, and we really want to publish you.
3) Your pictures are pathetic, but I’m a photographer at National Geographic. I’d like to be your photographer too, and I know how to make you look skinny.
These are all acceptable. Just cut and paste, and you’re done.
Finally, I would love to have a few guest bloggers once in a while! O-kay, so I admit we’re not exactly high profile here yet, but think about it. Maybe when I’m up to 30 followers, you’ll wish you had posted on my blog when you had the chance. Who knows? I could be up to 30 followers by the end of the day so you better pipe up now if you want to post!
Love you guys!
What do you think? Comments anyone?